how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Acid is not a monday night drug
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
