Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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