Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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