A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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