ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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