After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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