Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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