Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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