when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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