Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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