called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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