kristin has been a bad kristin
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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