I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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