Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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