Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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