I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
