I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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