Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
are you so shy because you have an std?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Randomize
