no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
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