actually, I'm a sock model
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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