this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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