I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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