Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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