i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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