And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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