I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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