And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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