Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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