dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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