im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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