What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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