Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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