The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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