If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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