6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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