But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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