I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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