who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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