Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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