This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
So. Much. Porn.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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