im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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