I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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