what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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