I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
