i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Even the bartender felt bad for me
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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