seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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