i think i have herpe
just one?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
