I need help removing her.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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