Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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