i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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